Take Your Shots..
Now's your chance to insult me as much or as little as you view as fitting. Please, do not worry about my feelings; be as cruel and vicious as possible. After all you've already said how awesome I am.
Some of you are already practiced at this, but the one that comes up with the best burn will get a cookie (don't worry the awesome cookies are on their way).
posted by Spencer Z at 8:32 PM
8 Comments:
Oooo... ssss.... well dang i have bad feelin this is a blog for you to get back at other people for their insults :P Give me sum time to think this over.
7:04 PM
Well I think im ready :!
Argh I cant do it! :P
Maybe A lil more time
4:47 PM
Spencer, I tried so hard to think of an incredibly murderous comment, but every time I get ready to type I double up laughing on the floor.
4:53 PM
That, Abby, was a shot below the waist!
hahahahaha oh man I'm good.
10:17 PM
Spencer, you singing voice (country western)burns my ears.
Your brown nosing makes me wonder if you have any pride at all in being "ska punk"
Your love affair with Rampy makes me pee my pants laughing everyday
and last but not least, Your style makes me want to take a lit cigarette and burn my eyes out with it.
5:52 AM
Okay, here goes...
You have to be the most INCONSIDERATE little maggot stuck to the bottom of a dead mouse's butt I've ever seen in my life! I can't imagine how someone who professes mastry of so much literature, and the concepts outlined within, could be so dense about the importance of a child to a mother! Nearly every time Mrs.Smith opens her mouth to suggest that Emma might be more important than a group of inkstained papers you dig in your hooves and bray like an ass that's being whipped up a cliff of talus after being loaded up with the packs of five city-bred hikers! Although you may not deserve the analogy to this beast of burden, seeing as you are still occupied being the maggot on the mouse, you are certainly more than worthy of the beast's voice and mannerisms. At the very slightest annoyance you break into loud protest, when everyone else was perfectly happy with a raised hand or a disgruntled inquery. And once you begin there is no end, causing untold strife to visitors with your volume where it could have been used to bring the masses to heel! You appear to thirst for what is good, but never do you take action on that beyond what is set right in front of your nose, or slammed. An ability does not make you higher than others, it does not give you a nicely paved path to fame's doorstep! An inflated ego will ruin whatever advantage it gives you, if at all, and I see that yours has swolen quite larger than your insect form should hold.
Gah! I went too far! Sorry! I meant no offense!
5:03 PM
Now that, my friends, was an insult.
Well played Alexa; you cut to the core of me.
12:50 AM
Ummm, thank you? I have seen maggots stuck to the bottom of a mouse before, in case you were wondering. The prelude to the problem with the rats...I will leave the details of that to your minds, but I can tell you, crusty dead rats ain't pretty.
1:36 PM
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